oLd & NeW fRiEnDs
Good old days; friends be like, why are you like this? I checked you at your place the other day and left a message, stopped by at your office where I was told you're on leave, it was your brother that told me yesterday that you're here in the village. Hey i'm sorry I had to come see grandma she's quite ill. Ok pal I was told, that is why I came so I can see her too, good old woman. (these are friends to the hood and bone). These days ; friends be like weerey! u dey so? Oloshi! U remember me today? U dey crase, u wey I ping no reply, twitt no reply, inbox u fr facebook rara... U be ote jor gerrout! U no try u for still call know how far.. U wey I call for whatsapp and facebook!?! ( these friends don't even have eachothers' mobile not to talk of knowing each others' places) . Mehn if you no get data nowadays u don DIE be dat !?!